Forget the likes of Mukasa, Kibuuka, Ddungu and those local gods of long ago. They are as old as history can record and I can remember; and . I would surely not prefer either to claim to be Zeus, Apollo, Hades or even Lord Krishina.

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IF I WERE A god

I would still choose to be a god for the people; more so the females. I actually   think I would make a very competent fertility god. For those women who are having issues with child bearing. So there is this African competitor of mine- "OSHUN". You know her? That one; who gave twins to Beyonce. Well my reign as a god would surely be an easy-go zone, as the requirements are quite simple and not cliché.. I also that there is only one twin-bearing ground in Uganda, the south western part.

Here comes the lineup of dope people I would place in an average woman’s tummy and would be great having their company.

10 MR. BEAN(S) = 100% comedy and fun

What a day it would be, the day these 10 are all having mummy feelings and vibes. She would laugh her lungs out hence be admitted in the INTENSIVE CARE for having lung issues. Oh; I meant ribs!!!

3 NASTY C(s) RAP GENIUS

He would rap the ceiling off roofs and get the world streaming… imagine a rap version “Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars…..” wouldn’t that be like the most insane happening in a home. With all this talent-  what else would; the mum eve r ask for ?!

3 CALVIN HARRIS (ES) DEEJAY 

What would be a day without dance??!! Here is where triplets with this guy’s skill would make home time Lit! tearing down the home walls with insane remixes, re-fixes and electro-dance. I guess we would then need a choreographer (dance trainer), so MADDISON ZIEGLER (SIA’s dancer) would be a [perfect match made in heaven for this role.

8 CHEFS (2 LATIN, 2 FRENCH, 3 MEXICAN & 1 DUTCH)

In a home setting, mum would not have to bother herself with toiling with smoke, firewood, charcoal stoves, paraffin, gas cookers and all those disturbing cooking steps when she has her boys.  They would make her some sushi, pineapple upside downs, muffins, fish fingers, and raw vegetables. She would surely live the dream life of an parent. Considering the fact that they would also serve in the state house to make meals for my favorite president MAGUFULI.

Speaking of President Magufuli, I would also place only one him in each woman (EXAMPLARY). For the fact that he is humble, hard working, and keeps his word. Mum would not wish to have a disobedient kid, one who can not listen and do as instructed. That’s where Magufuli comes in from.. to show example to the rest as an elder brother.

Lastly, 1 DAVID YATES (MOVIE DIRECTOR)

To play his role of directing flicks in the house. He would be the camera man, producer, script editor… Eh! All those roles. But would still find no offence in doing so- as it is his hobby and usual thing.  

You should be thinking I’m over fanaticizing. You’re right. He led me to do so. If you can remember, he directed “FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM”. However my own version would be “FANTASTIC KIDS AND WHERE TO FIND US”.

Thank you for reading.. Feel at ease and drop me your comment below in the "comment box".

Till next time………bye

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    Fredie
    March 30, 2017 at 06:18 PM
    Hahahahaha, this is so funny
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    leens witts
    March 29, 2017 at 03:03 AM
    wow bro
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    LEWIS
    March 24, 2017 at 04:11 AM
    dopee
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    LEWIS
    March 24, 2017 at 04:11 AM
    dopee